Here's my attempt at deciphering the lyrics (and I do not think that it's very accurate, but it's better than nothing):
Look DeSader, cut her a line
Make it something that she can define
Man so sober, a kiss for a dime
Sky keeled over
Mother of five
Mother of five
Mother of five
There in a ready heart (?)
Loose control it, so laugh it away
The weekend's over with nothing to say
And you'll feel better, your family sings
She always does when she plays on her swings
Plays on her swings
Plays on her swings
Plays all the time we have wings
Loose blue chomper, roses and chives
We're through kissing, so open your eyes
And there's no leaving till you finish your plate
You'll go blind if you're watching your weight
Watching your weight
So full of hate
Maybe it's something you ate