fall tour dates pretty, pretty please with sugar and bourbon on top

i've been trying to be patient and wait for fall tour news without pestering but sadly that's not working anymore.  will providing food, beer and bottles of wild turkey help expidite the fall tour dates?  of course you would have to play in my neck of the woods in order to claim any and all bribes.

the suspense!

woohoo!!  tour dates!!  toronto!!  super cool new t-shirts!!  btw, as soon as i saw the american goldwing shirt i got glen campbell's rhinestone cowboy running through my head, what does that mean?